Reason #42.
I cannot help but laugh… I am boring because I know what 42 means.
What’s so special about 42?
If you have an Amazon Echo device, stop now and ask Alexa. Don’t worry, she knows the answer. Go ahead, I’ll wait. (Alexa, what is 42?)
Did she tell you? I know she did.
42 is the meaning of life. How do I know that? I read (but that is whole different reason for my boringness).
Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Adams. (It’s a movie too, in the event you don’t read.)
That kind of near useless information makes me really boring. Be careful sticking around here, my boringness may be contagious.