You talk too much.
You search, listen, and gather intel to fill your coffers.
You draw conclusions that aren’t yours to draw.
You tell stories that aren’t yours to tell.
You give advice where it wasn’t asked.
You stalk one’s virtual world and perhaps the real one too.
You think you know; you don’t know.
You aren’t one of Scooby’s friends; your meddling doesn’t solve crime.
You aren’t worth your weight in meddle.